{"product_id":"funny-golf-towel-embroidered-im-not-over-the-hill-im-on-the-back-nine-golf-gift-for-him","title":"Funny Golf Towel | Embroidered \"I'm Not Over the Hill I'm On the Back Nine\" | Golf Gift for Him","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot over the hill. Just playing the back nine. The view's better anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis embroidered golf towel says exactly what every seasoned golfer needs the world to know made from premium cotton terry velour with a silver grommet and hook for easy bag attachment. It cleans clubs, wipes hands, and makes every playing partner laugh on the first tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTowel Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSize: 16\" x 26\" generously sized for real on-course use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e100% cotton terry velour soft, absorbent, and built for all conditions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFully hemmed edges for a clean, durable finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSilver grommet and hook attaches easily to any golf bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMachine washable ready for the next round without effort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eEmbroidered design won't crack, peel, or fade like printed alternatives\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Milestone birthdays, retirement celebrations, Father's Day, golf outings, White Elephant gifts or any golfer who's earned the right to call themselves a back nine kind of player.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReady to add it to the bag?\u003c\/strong\u003e Add to cart ships ready to gift and guaranteed to get a laugh on the first tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"alterdindustries","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55589165170856,"sku":"Wash My Balls","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/3389\/7384\/files\/ImNotOvertheHillBlackTowel_ProductStaging.jpg?v=1780665335","url":"https:\/\/alterdindustries.com\/products\/funny-golf-towel-embroidered-im-not-over-the-hill-im-on-the-back-nine-golf-gift-for-him","provider":"Alterd Industries","version":"1.0","type":"link"}