Each cutting board is made to order and laser engraved, ensuring a crisp and clean finish. And while the natural grain of the wood may cause some variations in engraving, the bold and detailed design of "I'll Feed All You F**kers" is sure to make a statement.
Our cutting boards are designed to last and make cooking and hosting a breeze and the handle makes it easy to carry from counter to table. Be sure to use the reverse side of the board for cutting in order to keep the engraving looking its best.
This board is meant to be funny and lighthearted, and it's the perfect gift for Dad's birthday or Father's Day, or for your fun uncle who always knows how to make you laugh. Whether you're cooking up a storm in the kitchen or grilling out back, the "I'll Feed All You F**ckers" cutting board is sure to bring a smile to your face and plenty of laughter to your guests.
- Production Time: At Alter'd Industries, we strive to deliver your personalized items to you as quickly as possible. Please note that each product requires a production time of 2-3 business days. This timeframe allows us to carefully craft and customize your order to meet the highest quality standards.
- Standard Economy Shipping: Once your order has been produced, we offer standard economy shipping, which typically takes 4-6 days for delivery. Please note that shipping times may vary depending on your location and other external factors beyond our control. We will provide you with tracking information to keep you updated on the progress of your shipment.
- Expedited Shipping Option: If you require faster delivery, we offer an expedited shipping option using Priority 2-3 day service. This option is available at an additional cost, which will be calculated during the checkout process. By choosing this option, you can expect your order to arrive within 2-3 business days after the production time.
- Tracking Information: For both standard economy shipping and expedited shipping, we will provide you with tracking details via email once your order has been shipped. You can use this information to monitor the progress of your shipment and estimate its expected arrival date.
- Address Accuracy: To ensure accurate and timely delivery of your order, please double-check the shipping address provided during checkout. We cannot be held responsible for any delays or non-delivery resulting from incorrect or incomplete shipping address information.
- Shipping Delays: While we make every effort to meet the specified shipping times, please understand that unforeseen circumstances, such as extreme weather conditions or logistical challenges, may occasionally cause delays. We will promptly notify you if there are any significant delays with your order and work diligently to resolve the issue.
If you have any questions or concerns regarding our shipping policy, please don't hesitate to contact our customer support team. We are here to assist you and ensure a smooth and enjoyable shopping experience.
Thank you for choosing Alter'd Industries. We appreciate your business and look forward to delivering your personalized items to you!
Ordered a cutting board as a gift. The ordering process was seamless. Was able to track the package. It arrived within days and right on time as promised. Easy to use website and the shipping calculator, used to estimate the shipping costs was very helpful. The quality of the product was impressive. It is solid wood, the writing was clean, clear, perfect! HIGHLY RECOMMEND this company!