Plumber Fees Tumbler | Laser Engraved Funny Plumber Gift | 20oz 30oz or 32oz
Pickup available at Vital Signs NW
Usually ready in 2-4 days
Standard rate. Watch rate. Help rate. "You already tried to fix it with YouTube" rate. The pricing is non-negotiable.
The Plumber Fees tumbler is laser engraved with the rate sheet every plumber keeps in their head a funny, painfully accurate gift that gets knowing nods on the job site and big laughs from every homeowner who's had a pipe emergency on a Sunday.
The Rate Sheet:
- Standard: $125/hr
- If You Watch: $150/hr
- If You Help: $175/hr
- If You Worked On It First: $200/hr
Choose Your Size:
- 20oz tumbler — clear open port lid, fits most cup holders
- 30oz tumbler — clear open port lid, fits most cup holders
- 15oz camp mug — clear slider lid, for the early morning service call
- 32oz water bottle — black flip-top sport straw lid, for the long days under the sink
Available in multiple colors pick their favorite or match the work van.
Built for the Job Site:
- Double-wall vacuum insulated stainless steel
- Keeps drinks hot or cold 2x longer through estimates, emergency calls, and the inevitable "while you're here" requests
- Permanently laser engraved won't fade, wash off, or wear down
- Hand wash recommended
Perfect for: Father's Day, birthdays, Christmas, White Elephant gifts, retirement or any homeowner who wants to make their plumber laugh before the invoice arrives.
Ready to gift it? Choose your size and color no personalization needed, just a plumber and their rates.
Materials: Double-walled, vacuum-insulated stainless steel
Premium Engraving: Each design is laser engraved into the powder-coated finish, revealing the stainless steel beneath for a high-contrast, permanent design that will not fade or wash off
Tumbler Options:
- 12 oz Wine Tumbler (includes clear open-port lid)
- 15 oz Camp Mug (includes clear slider lid)
- 20 oz Tumbler (tapered to fit most cup holders)
- 30 oz Tumbler (tapered to fit most cup holders)
Insulation: Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps drinks at the ideal temperature all day
Care:
- Dishwasher safe; top rack recommended for longevity
- Lid should be hand washed
Lid Options
Each tumbler includes a lid designed for its specific style:
- 12 oz Wine Tumbler:
- Clear open-port lid included
- 20 oz & 30 oz Tumblers:
- Clear open-port lid included
- 15 oz Camp Mug
- Clear slider lid included
Optional lid upgrades are available for 20 oz & 30 oz tumblers only. Upgrade options will appear on the product page when eligible sizes are selected
Each tumbler includes:
- One (1) engraved stainless steel tumbler
- Matching lid
- Plain white gift box sealed with an Alter’d Industries branded sticker
Each tumbler is thoughtfully packaged to ensure safe delivery and arrives ready to present or wrap.
Each tumbler is engraved to order using the details entered on this product page.
Please note:
- Font style and layout are fixed as shown in product photos
- Engraving placement is consistent for each tumbler style
- Proofs are provided only if the “Request Design Proof” option is selected for an additional fee
Standard production time: 1–3 business days
Standard shipping time: 4–6 business days
Rush shipping is available at checkout
Each order is carefully packaged and arrives ready to present.
Every tumbler is designed, engraved, and finished in-house by our team, ensuring consistent quality, attention to detail, and a polished final presentation.
