Funny Golf Towel | Embroidered "I Use This Towel to Wash My Balls" | Golf Gift for Him

Sale price $12.00 Regular price $20.00

148 reviews

Estimated arrival: 6–9 business days

With standard or eligible free shipping • Includes 2–3 business days production + 4–6 business days shipping.


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Technically accurate. Absolutely hilarious. Surprisingly useful.

This embroidered golf towel says exactly what it means and means exactly what it says. Made from premium cotton terry velour with a silver grommet and hook for easy bag attachment, it cleans clubs, wipes hands, and starts conversations on every hole.

Towel Details:

  • Size: 16" x 26" generously sized for real on-course use
  • 100% cotton terry velour soft, absorbent, and built for all conditions
  • Fully hemmed edges for a clean, durable finish
  • Silver grommet and hook attaches easily to any golf bag
  • Machine washable ready for the next round without effort
  • Embroidered design won't crack, peel, or fade like printed alternatives

Perfect for: Birthdays, Father's Day, retirement celebrations, golf outings, White Elephant gifts, Secret Santa or any golfer with a sense of humor and a dirty bag of balls.

Ready to add it to the bag? Add to cart it ships ready to gift and guaranteed to get a laugh on the first tee.

  • 5 stars: 140 (95%)
  • 4 stars: 7 (5%)
  • 3 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 2 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 1 star: 1 (1%)
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Jeri Schoendorf

Everything was perfect. I will purchase from this shop again.

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Justina Osborn

Came in a timely manner and looks great!

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Kristin

Fast shipping. Great bday gift

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Heather

The towel was great !

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William Hamner

Item is exactly as described

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Mandy Kratz

Exactly as described. High quality towel

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Etsy customer

Great! They all enjoyed it

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Val Kirbyson

Love it thank you so much

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Casey Bronson

Awesome golf gift for Christmas

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Carrie Manning

My dad will love this as a gag gift!

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Rory

Awesome stellar - quick arrival

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Cheri Anderton

Very pleased with this item

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Etsy customer

Very nice quality. Looks great.

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Sarah

It is a great golf towel!

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Heidi Perez

Such a cute golf towel! I think my husband is really going to like it. He's hard to buy for, but loves to golf, so this will definitely get used.

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Kimmy Ritchie

Funny Golf Towel | Embroidered "I Use This Towel to Wash My Balls" | Golf Gift for Him

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Etsy customer

Perfect gift for my golfer!

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Nick

Very good quality, and fast shipping

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Kalah

came fast and product was exactly what I ordered

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Kimberly Gibson-Mullins

Good quality items. Thank you.

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Molly Reicks

Good quality and exactly as described

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Megan Kremer

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Etsy customer

Funny Golf Towel | Embroidered "I Use This Towel to Wash My Balls" | Golf Gift for Him

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Lisa Johns

Funny Golf Towel | Embroidered "I Use This Towel to Wash My Balls" | Golf Gift for Him

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Lakrisha Bermea

Very long good towel! My husband loved it!

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Carrie

Funny Golf Towel | Embroidered "I Use This Towel to Wash My Balls" | Golf Gift for Him

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Joanna Snyder

Funny Golf Towel | Embroidered "I Use This Towel to Wash My Balls" | Golf Gift for Him

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Kelly Sharp

They golf club xmas party loved it!

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Yvonne C

Great quality and super fast shipping....I know recipient is going to love it!

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Raeanne

Love it! As described and a great gift.

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Stacey Williams

I Use This Towel To Wash My Balls Golf Towel

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Mary Jo Garofalo

Very nice item and super fast delivery. 100% happy with my purchase!

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Sonja

Fast shipping, quality item.